Gas Mask Guy – by Remy
2 09 2008(This is a guest article contributed by Remy Currier, a student with us at ChallengeMSC, that was originally published on theooze.com. Please, check out the original article HERE, and take a look at some of the comments left by readers there.)
Last year, my college had a big
end-of-the-year party with a hypnotist, vendors, bands, food, and
games. One of the vendors was a Christian clothing company, and their
booth was set up right next to my Campus Crusade group’s table, so, at
some point during the day, a friend and I wandered over to their table.
The guy who owned the company was a young, seemingly cool guy with
tattoos and a backwards hat – the kind of guy who looks just alt rock
enough to be “Seeker friendly.”
So my friend and I started talking to the guy while we looked at some
of the tee shirts he was selling. We had been visiting with him for a
few minutes when my friend picked up one of the shirts, a black tee
with a screen print of a gas mask on the front and a logo on the back,
and asked the guy what the gas mask symbolized.
“I kind of had the idea of how, like, Jesus is like a gas mask that we
put on to filter out all of the crap that’s in the world,” he explained.
Personally, I was shocked. Not because Gas Mask guy is anyone special,
and certainly not because his view is unique or different. I was
shocked only because of the absolutely ordinary opinion he held. It’s
an opinion of Jesus that we all run into, and some of us hold, for
better or for worse.
I kind of feel sorry for the Gas Mask guy. For me, it seems as if his
Jesus is awfully small. It seems to me that if all Jesus is good for is
just to be our gas mask, then Jesus isn’t really worth very much.
And yet Gas Mask guy can probably back up his position with verses. And
let’s face it, Gas Mask guy isn’t all wrong, he’s just missing huge
chunks of the story. And, really, it seems to me like he’s really
missing out on what makes Jesus so great – The fact that, in
encountering the risen Christ, we begin a journey on a path of becoming
one with Jesus. It seems to me like he’s too busy worrying about heaven
and hell and the evil in the world to see the underlying beauty of the
whole thing – the fact that it’s really not about heaven or hell at
all; instead it’s about God coming into the world to reunite us to Him.
I guess I really feel sorry for Gas Mask guy because it seems to me
like he’s just trying to escape the world. Like Jesus is just there to
protect him from the world while he’s here and to be his ticket into
heaven when he needs to get there.
For me, when Jesus says in John’s gospel that he is the Way, he doesn’t
mean that he’s our ticket into heaven. For me, he’s saying that he is
so much more than just a gas mask to put on. He’s so much more than
just a bridge to walk over on my way to heaven. He’s so much more than
just a means to health and wealth. Jesus is the Way. His teachings and
his life create a Way, a path in which to walk, and a guiding companion
for that path. But even more than that, Jesus is God. Jesus is the God
who was willing to come down into a broken mess in order to restore
that mess back to the way God intended.
And so I think that’s really the problem with Gas Mask guy’s idea of
Jesus. He’s got Jesus, but it’s Jesus by the numbers. And that’s one
thing that God always has tried to keep us away from. I feel like God’s
real message for us, the message of the Gospel, is that religious pills
don’t work. That God wants something other than right theology or
religious practices or sacrifices or being moral. God wants to love us,
and for us to love him back. God wants to reunite creation with
Himself, and, ultimately, I think that’s what Gas Mask Guy is really
missing out on – God’s mission of reunifying everything to Him.






As Eugene Peterson says, The Jesus way plus the Jesus truth equals the Jesus life. Without the Jesus way, we mess up the truth and miss the life.
Exactly my point! Eugene Peterson is a genius.
I think that the viewpoint Gas Mask Guy is one a lot of Christians believe. I think that a lot of Christians think Jesus is just something/someone to use to get away from the crap of this world, and while the Bible says to be IN this world and not OF it, we should rely on Jesus to get us THROUGH the crap in this world, and overcome the crap of this world, rather then to make it all disappear.
If we rely on Jesus to make it all disappear, there’s really no growth in our relationship with Him.
I hope this wasn’t too long, and I know there was no mention of Zombies…until now. Oh well.