TD’s Rawk!
28 08 2008
So what is a TD anyway? I’m not talking about Touch Downs or Total Domination, but about Thursday Dinners. These free meals come with a bunch of people to hang out with, a place to sit, and a short devotional about something spiritual. I know, I know, you’re asking, "But why, oh great writer of the blog, should I, a lonely college student, come to eat at the Christ Center at 5pm on Thursday nights when I can get my meals in the Cafeteria?" Well, reader, I am glad you theoretically asked.
Firstly, it’s a well proven fact that eating food keeps you alive longer. Even more than that, it’s well known that not paying anything for afore mentioned food will cost less than actually paying for the food. Furthermore, eating within community makes aforementioned "free meal" even better, because according to the "theory of the ice cube tray," spending time with cool people makes you cooler. Plus, cafeteria food has been determined to cause serious boredom, mostly due to the repetitous servings of "breaded meat-like cutlets" with "Masked potato-substance" and "Gravy-flavored semi-liquids." Basically, it’s a great chance to not eat there, just to break up the monotany of it all.
So come and enjoy tonight. I believe spaghetti will be served, hot and ready, at 5pm. There should be some sides and drinks as well, along with a bunch of super cool people to hang out with and get to know. Just watch out for Z, he’s a downer….
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